Sunday, July 30, 2006

PaperEvilNinjaDiamonds

Hopefully that title will be better than this dream. I was watching some scene from a bad CG movie like Spy Kids but not Spy Kids, more Matrixlike or Kung Fu Hustle. This evil ninja dude came back to life and could fly and was wearing old timey jail garb. He was soooo going to get revenge on who killed him. He was also a sheet of paper. He could fold himself into all these different things. Anyway, I switched dreams later and was in this high class party/bar/casino/mall. It was the night before Phillips got married, but I'm not sure who to. Everyone was in tuxes and nice dresses. Jordan was sitting at a jewelry case which was also a bar drinking. I walked up to the bartender/jeweler and asked him, in front of Jordan, and asked him if it would make people feel awkward if I bought a diamond bracelet and some other gift for the bride. Jordan looked mad and I didn't know what to do. I hated my idea then and there. Bad dream.

Saturday, July 29, 2006

Sorry Uncle Jesse



Alicia told me about a very difficult and confusing dream she had last night. She was hanging out with John Stamos and enjoying it a lot. At some point during their time together she felt that she had to tell him her true feelings, though. She told John that although she liked him very much, she liked Kirk Cameron more. I'm sure Uncle Jesse was devastated.

Mommy, wow! I'm a big kid now


I do not remember many details of my dream last night. I do remember that I was at a place much like the men's locker room at the Huntington YMCA. The shower area was filling with water like it was a huge bathtub. The only important part of this dream, though, is that in my dream I urinated.
Has anyone else ever had the experience of urinating in your dream and feeling extremely relieved only to wake up and find that you have just gone all over yourself and the bed? Well, I have. The last time I remember this happening was in the winter of 2002 as I slept on the couch in Abbie, Abby, Alicia, and Rachel's apartment in Forester Village.
I am proud to say that I have apparently outgrown this defect of the bladder. I awoke this morning to a dry bed.

Monday, July 17, 2006

stock time


i've been dreaming a lot about stocking grocery.

Thursday, July 13, 2006

Judge Jackass

I dreampt last night that I was a lawyer for this lady that had to go to court for something scandalous (I don't remember what for). But even though I was her legal council, she decided to represent herself in the courtroom... so there I sat. But the judge was just a huge prick and had a cutting remark for everything that she said, and he had this sneer on his face the whole time. I felt bad for this lady that she was still paying me for my time & getting ripped on trying to do it by herself. Live & learn, lady.

flying


hi, i'm new to this blog. i would like to tell you about a dream i had yesterday afternoon.

i had a dream that i rented an airplane and heather and matt plett were gonna go up with me for a ride. we rented the plane but for some reason matt and heather were really rushing me that we had to hurry up. i was really nervous because i haven't piloted an aircraft since my crash 4 years ago. matt and heather were extremely nervous as well and it was very stressful. i started the plane and taxied quite nicely. the take off though was a little rough and matt and heather did a lot of screaming. we didn't make it off the ground so we circled around and went for it again. this time we made it. we went to somewhere and landed, had a snake, then came back because they were in a hurry. thats all i remember.

Friday, July 07, 2006

I wish

I wish I could remember more of my dreams, man. I know I dream all the time because I wake up thinking, "I've got to remember that." But alas, broken shards of the previous night's delusion are all that remain.

Take last night, for example. I'm positive I dreamed up a whole night's worth of tantalizing visuals... Fantasia-esque in scale of sights & sounds... and all I remember is kissing some black chick with huge lips.

These are the things I remember.

Monday, July 03, 2006

my dreams.. come true

cluster of mini dreams

right before sleeping.. that phase of middling around...

i had a dream that amanda carr was walking around without a shirt on.. no shirt, but definately a jean skirt. she was so tan it made me ill.

i had some other ones, too. but that's the one i remember.